Heroes will rely on the tried and true lesbian college tryst. Gossip Girl plans to slip into something a little more comfortable and showcase a menage a trois with three main characters. These story conventions are fine if used within the natural progression of the story, but this reeks of desperation.
Sex sells.
Sell outs.
Can we talk about how much we hate Dan? Sorry, how much I hate Dan. Can we talk about how his hair looks like a pubic qtip? DAN I HATE YOU! STOP TALKING THE LOWEST REGISTER OF YOUR VOICE. You're a teenager, not George Clooney.
ReplyDeleteEven worse was casting Tyra Banks as an Oscar-caliber actress. Tyra is to acting what Janice Dickinson is to aging gracefully.
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